Long before someone introduced Bango the Milwaukee Bucks mascot to steroids and we all learned to “fear the deer,” there was another equally ferocious character terrorizing the city’s north side. Now I'm not saying I grew up in a sketchy part of town but apparently my grade school mascot was a mouse. Behold “The Mouse’s Roar,” my school newspaper from spring of 1976. A word of advice for parents: if you’re looking into schools for junior you may want to inquire about the mascot. If it’s a mouse, vole, rat, or any other potentially Black Plague/hantavirus spreading mammal just move on. Your kids will thank you for it. My high school mascot wasn't much better. I attended Custer High School (now Barack Obama Academy) home of the Custer Indians. The school wasn't actually named after George Armstrong Custer of the infamous Little Big Horn massacre. It was named for a different Custer. I'm not sure what the Indians did to him. Apparent...
When I was trying to describe where we stayed in the Rockies I came up with two approaches. I called them the “castle” and the “Titanic” analogies. Banff is a beautiful town situated inside a Canadian national park. Because it’s inside the park there are restrictions limiting the lodgings options and driving up the price. Banff can be VERY expensive. It’s a place to see and be seen. Banff is a little like staying in the king’s castle. Canmore is just a few miles away. It too is surrounded by majestic mountains, but because Canmore is outside of the national park it has been able to capitalize on its proximity and cater to the needs of the masses who make the pilgrimage to the parks every year. Staying in Canmore is like staying in the village - still nice with great views of the castle - just less expensive and less exclusive. We stayed just outside of a “hamlet” with the less than glamorous name of Dead Man’s Flats. Our little ham...
The following list of quotations was compiled in the PG era (pre Google). It's also pre-meme and pre-facebook. They're part of a collection I've been hoarding for years. These days you can't scroll through your social media feed without stumbling over someone trying to sell you on their meaning of life neatly encapsulated in a little hallmark card of profundity. Cat pic + Ben Franklin quip = Wisdom. Baby pic + MLK quote = I"m tolerant. Bald eagle swaddled with a flag flying + pledge of allegiance text = I'm more patriotic than you, wanna fight about it? It reminds me of words Kennedy spoke in 1962 at a dinner honoring a group of Nobel Prize winners, " I think this is the most extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge, that has ever been gathered at the White House - with the possible exception of when Thomas Jefferson dined alone ." I hope you enjoy the collection but take your time. Give each thought the re...
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